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Let Christopher go goth like that one kid in Home Improvement did tbh.
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Sometimes i wish i could tear my throat out not in a suicidal way but to replace my vocal cords with a voice box that makes me sound like hatsune miku
#I'd kill for that#or to sound like synthv teto#just the most beautiful singing voices#and incredibly funny intonation when speaking normally#imagine if you could sound like the olden but golden talkloids#gaining the ability to sound like a laser turret on command#and teto's growl is majestic too so
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He is THE King (and the father)
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor#he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy#if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself
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Andrew Minyard better than me fr because if my blue eyed situationship said "thank you, you were amazing" to me after I gave 110% at a fucking stickball game and then immediately gets kidnapped by his serial killer dad he conveniently forgot to tell me about, and I had to learn that my codependent worstie knew the whole time through "gentle persuasion"...
I'd be on the news.
#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#I'm not talking I'd kill kevin#I'm talking a crashout of biblical proportions. hellfire and arson charges type shit#I'd crash the bus and also attack at least one fed#nothing would stop me from freaking the fuck out and throwing the desk chair through the motel window#the kings men#all for the game
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these two make me ill
#this plus near the end of the book where ART goes —you haven't spoken to me like that in weeks. i missed it — after being cussed out#right in front of leonide too. like. what is wrong with you guys 💕💕#murderbot fanart#the murderbot diaries#tmbd#tmbd system collapse#tmbd ART#tmbd fanart#perihelion#murderbot#me and my mutual administrative assistant that i (tolerate) hate#MB's emotional support space ship thing and ART's emotional support killing machine. the emotions they both support are annoyance#dearest annoyances....#arttag#galadraws#id included#originally i was gonna use the highlighted text‚ but the bg i'd already drawn didn't match the location of the book‚ so i settled for this.
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hannibal is so fucking unserious like imagine you go to your friend who's a doctor for medical advice cause you've been having nightmares, headaches, been sleepwalking etc. and his only advice is to change your fucking aftershave cause he hates it
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get with the Crow-gram, Davrin
#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age veilguard#rook de riva#lucanis dellamorte#davrin dragon age#Marisol de Riva#illario dellamorte#i have THOUGHTS about illario lol i love him actually#and i encourage lucanis to forgive/spare him because like illario is just doing what he was technically raised to do????#i do think illario spirals a bit when he realizes that zara didn't kill lucanis and instead tortured him#and then a lot of the stupid choices he makes after that are like...trying to “fix” it#but also having read the wigmaker job i'm like...i feel like there's some blood magic or something afoot with illario bc like?? ;-;#but also tho literally every time illario comes up in conversation lucanis is like MY IDIOT COUSIN - if i was illario i'd just start biting
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local salesman CANNOT stop fumbling big beautiful bitches. king of divorce 👑
#deltarune#spamtenna#swatchton#spamton#bigshot spamton#tenna#mr tenna#swatch#art#doodles#pose repeat ON PURPOSEe they are the same#i got the multicolor buttons from another artist. they were right.#he has a tyyyype he likes tall mfers who could trip over him and kill them both. manlet#paying swatch to flirt with him when he has a [business partner] and pipis at home.. and theres a clown somewhere.... what a whoreeee#too many late nights at the office tenna. he got lonely. this is so god damn funny i'd watch a sitcom about these losers#tenna and swatch should meet. they should talk. it would be soooo funny. spamton your exes are talking about you#only two of your many exes but perhaps the two most significant#if you see me visibly relearning and remembering how to draw these guys (on top of having not drawn for months) no you dont#me n telebeast shaking these guys in a jar and going OOO DIVORCE OOO YAOI for days. the tv ........#its not even like 'haha they were divorced' they were Divorced with the Capital D And Everything God Damn (It Is Not A Bit)
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i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#riz gukgak#fantasy high spoilers#my art#riz is a better man than me bc if i read all that i'd have straight up started killing people#where's your fucking rage where;s your anger RISE RISE RISE#kipperlily i am studying you like a bug
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I actually think the worst thing to happen to Dick Grayson was that his parents died in New Jersey cause then that poor son of a bitch was stuck there
#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#dc#batman#dc comics#new jersey bashing#like damn not only are you an orphan now#your ass is in new jersey for the long haul#like damn bro i'd wanna go kill zucco too if he pulled that shit with me
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"The One Who Understands"
(I can't get over this episode omg it's beautiful, everything I wished to see and more)
#mmelart#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#(the ship is up to interpretation here but I'll tag cause I love them <3)#This episode killed me I was hoping for some sort of redemption arc AND I'M SO GLAD IT'S NOT GOING TO BE INSTANT#I'd love to see more development from both of them I don't want it to be quick and easy ehehe#I was screaming on the inside during the entire thing btw I'm not okay
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john and yellow: "men suffer in silence" then why am i always hearing about it
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent#yellow malevolent#wallace larson#hey guys it's christmas tree john and feather duster yellow#i've meant this as s1 jarthur and s4 yellow-larson but it looks like they took A & L on a play date#and they tried to kill each other#which is funnier i think#both john and yellow are like “yuck.”#my stuff#there are too many things i'd like to explain but i don't want to write a bible here ughhhh#sorry guys it's 1am
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a distressing number of leftist (or "leftist") people seem to believe in the possibility of a perfect dictatorship where all the people they personally don't like get smited and the dictator never does anything that goes against the person's specific beliefs or does anything wrong at all ever
#like sorry guys I'd like jeff bezos to drop dead as much as you#but you can't base your worldview around the viability of a system that exclusively kills people you personally think deserve to die
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I can't cry... I want to cry... I feel so much sorrow...
#Something about having an expression that isn't yours. About feeling trapped. Muted. (How I've felt especially in 2023.#Literally unable to cry despite how utterly sad I felt)#It's also not about guilt. It's about feeling other's grief and being sorrowful for them.#candlebell art#fan art#Sun and Moon#I posted this unrebloggable at first. 😅 Sincerely interesting to me how it killed the awareness (not sure what word to use) of it#even tho I said I'd change it later. How it got just 20 notes on it's own. xd
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jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about
#fan wank /#she's up against characters who have done actual murders#and she's getting a nontrivial amount of votes!!!#yall have brainrot i am sorry#i saw the poll because she was up against one of the MECHANISMS#you know. the band of immortal space pirates that think killing is fun?#i understand that more people watch gf but HOW WAS SHE GETTING ANY VOTES#honestly if i saw her matched against someone i didnt know i'd vote for the person i didnt know. she simply does not meet the requirements
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ok ive slept. why did they finally cast a south asian woman as the rani if they were gonna immediately kill her off & leave the white version standing anyway
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#what was like. The Point#if she was the master i'd be like well obviously she's not dead lol#but idk!!!! maybe that really is her end!!!!!#and can mrs flood even regenerate like did rtd just properly kill off the rani completely#like obviously im ignoring it but still#the rani#panjabi!rani#ugh & she was so good too i loved her delighted little evil infodumps
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